maytinee.

youcantalk:

Life is pretty simple.

andimprouvaire:

manneon:

andimprouvaire:

somehow I don’t think my priorities with this show are the same as other people’s priorities

Wow they literally pulled this out of the depths of their ass

see u say that but never at any point did it actually come into contact with my sphincter, or any other section of my lower digestive tract

have you ever noticed how tumblr caps the shit out of dudes making eye contact, accessorized with comic sans, and fandom receives it like the fucking illuminated manuscript guide to shipping, replete with hosannahs of “canon!” and “GAYYYY!”,  instilled with the self-evident superiority of all m/m ships because male desire is threaded with such heavy visibility in the concomitant spheres of modern textual production and reception networks, because male agency is saturated with such cultural weight it bleeds into remix culture, into fucking fandom, which is a predominantly female and non-male space, because it’s not enough that we shift without protest into “queer” spaces—male and cis and always, always whiter than milk—in between dominant narratives that bolster the hero and use women for his betterment, for his growth, for his ultimate stepping stone to glory and redemption and we cheer, we don’t even notice we’re stepping on ourselves because STOP THE WORLD MEN ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER THIS IS IT THIS IS THE QUEER WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

and women shake hands, share a glance, an infinitesimal mark in the overarching narrative, subsumed beneath male agency and male drive and male desire and all that we invest therein, male sexuality—something fierce, something sharp and hard and forbidden and women, women are soft (I know, I’ve read femslash) and safe, supportive until they’re not, until they find the wanting in themselves,the desire, the agency,and then they’re usually dead and so

and so

a woman looks at another woman, I didn’t pick up on that, isn’t that funny, such a crack pairing

they literally pulled this out of the depths of their ass

stickthisbig:

amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

SOURCE

Oooh, fancy! 

I actually learned some of this stuff in middle school when we did our criminal justice unit in gifted.

…I didn’t say my middle school gifted program was quite right.

(Source: deductioneers)

the-stig:

sharonov:

1965 Buick Riviera

I challenge you to find a cooler set of headlights!

Holy shit. I want those mounted by my front door! And equipped with motion-activated sensors to freak people out.

hellotailor:

god, what. what.

It’s two am. This is hysterical to me. He has never looked more like a dinosaur. I need to sleep.

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together

(Source: nobleknope)

thefrogman:

An original I made for Slacktory.

binglybonglybeep:

Host: I want to pose a question to our audience. I want you to tell us if [the fanart] is the coolest thing you’ve ever seen… or if Richard and Kermit the Frog is the coolest thing you’ve ever seen. *Richard emulates the fanart* [x]

Richard snuggling with my favourite Muppet Kermit MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

teflongrl:

The Fall - Filming Locations (Click Gifs for Location Info)

“My production value is going to be the earth; I’m going to use the entire world as my backdrop.” Tarsem Singh, (dir.)

oliversava:

Mindblowing preview of the next Hawkguy spotlighting Pizza Dog. Aja gettin that Eisner.

Source: CBR

No fucking way. This looks amazing. Guys who aren’t reading Hawkeye, what’s wrong with you?

thatyellowvolvoguy:

emonista:

First car(((: #volvo #240 #dl

congrats! <3______<3

Crying because that isn’t me. Also because the first car thing has sailed. Driven. Whatever, I need to sleep.

sunsetgun:

Peter Lorre.