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People at work wink at me so much.

Pretty sure six different people winked at me today. I’m going to count how many times I get winked at tomorrow. With my knitting counter. Also, just so we’re clear, it’s almost exclusively the snowbirds, creepy cast members, and Kris. No cute boys or anyone like that.

Dec 31st

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I just got really confused about why music was...

Then I realized I stuck my iPod in my hoodie so I could do laundry. Yes. I really am this stupid.

Dec 31st

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Met some College Program kids statused at Magic Kingdom today. They picked up shifts between MK shifts. They were telling me how a 40 hour week is awful. Because it’s too few hours. I stared for a bit before telling them this is my first 40 hour week since July and I’m happy to get 30 a week. They apparently average 56 hours a week. Lunatics.

Dec 31st

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flavorpill: CNNMoney Tech Tumblr: Remember what websites looked like in 1996? cnnmoneytech: screenshot by CNNMoney My friend Jess found this gem of a throwback yesterday via Digg: The Space Jam website is STILL up and clickable here. It’s an endless source of entertainment, with its 18-point Times New Roman font and teeny little graphics. It also reminds us the flick was one… ...

Dec 30th

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bernardin: RT @ncroal: BREAKING: Wikileaks obtains Favre retirement plans. Excerpt: “Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.” My day’s not gonna get better than this.

Dec 30th

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At work today:

Big Brother: How much is the candy?
Me: $2.50.
BB: (to Little Brother): Gimme your quarters!
LB: What? No! You have three dollars!
BB: Yeah, so give me your quarters!
LB: But three dollars is enough! You don't need fifty cents!
Me: Would you rather carry four quarters or a dollar? (is roundly ignored)
BB: Just give me the quarters so I'll have two-fifty.
Me: He'll give you his dollar.
LB: (hands over quarters)
BB: (hands over dollar), to me: Skittles, please.
Me to bystander: This is what makes my job satisfying.

Dec 30th

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Memo

To: All males in my workplace From: May RE: Public hand movements Please take note of proper public behavior. When you are in public, i.e. when you are not alone and others can see you, namely, me, please do not “adjust” yourselves. It is something I do not need to see and would rather not like to see. Wrestling tournaments are bad enough, but those boys come and go. I have to work...

Dec 30th

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem asked: Hello there!! Ok when we get back to Orlando you should come over and watch Misfits with us, because we are definitely watching it!

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Well this is disappointing.

Apparently I just have to drink a beer in 45 minutes to be tipsy. I used to have tolerance, you know. Oh well. I’m finally watching Blade Runner. So there’s that.

Dec 29th

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Disney Tackles Major Theme Park Problem: Lines →

At the end, that last paragraph? I feel like that would be me. I’d have a manager on my ass in no time flat.

Dec 29th

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I need to bring headphones to work. instead of miserably sitting here on my break, I could watch Top Gear. And that would be glorious. And Sam, Brian’s here. But so is Don.

Dec 29th

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For Sam: This is what I wrote to Chris, but...

Dick (Philip) was supposed to be my stocker in F4, but George sent him to H5. Later, we got really busy, so I started running for hot chocolate (that was really all they were buying). Alex was stocking H5 and Philip started riding the cart with him because there were so many people out there. They saw me stocking for a while, then Alex realized where Philip should have been and pitched a fit....

Dec 28th

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Work today was awful.

I once again did more than I am paid for, did someone else’s job because no one else was going to, and have discovered I dislike Don as a manager even more than John. Sometimes, I wish I didn’t take work so seriously. All day: Listen to me, dammit! End of shift: Fuck this.

Dec 28th

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flipflopflyball: I do hope that most people - not you, the other people - on Tumblr make a New Year’s Resolution to recognise the concept of attribution and linking to the source. Attribution. It’s all I ask for in life.

Dec 28th

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the-stig: inothernews: ...

Dec 28th

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WHY IS MY CAR FROSTED OVER. I LIVE IN FLORIDA.

AUGGGGGGGGGGH. I CAN’T LEAVE WORK. BECAUSE I CAN’T SEE MY WAY OUT OF THE PARKING LOT.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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WAIT. Does benkraal run The Brown Car Blog??? homg. Thanks so much, Ben, for liking my reblog. I never would have found you otherwise. I’d put the reverential gushing in the ask box, except neither have one. Both are excellent, excellent blogs. One broadly discusses design and other items of interest and the other, well, the other spotlights brown cars. If you don’t listen to any of my...

Dec 27th

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Also, flipping through channels, I stop on HBO. Oh hey, it’s Big Fish! Actually, it’s Watchmen. But apparently I recognize Billy Crudup’s voice THAT well. I’m a little perturbed.

Dec 27th

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I just watched 27 Dresses for the seventh time.

STOP BEING SO BEAUTIFUL, JAMES MARSDEN. I mean, look! He just looks like a comfortable, easy guy.

Dec 27th

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Top Gear America Observation:

Other than the obvious host differences, the audience skews surprisingly Asian. This is seriously weird to me. It’s possibly more off putting to me than the American accents. Speaking of which, what the hell is Tanner Foust’s?? It’s like a broad Midwest, but not. At all.

Dec 27th

sammarkumismyhomegirl asked: Did you get your schedule yet? I work the 2nd and the 3rd.

Dec 26th

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If there is a Zombie Apocolypse, I'll just...

theartofwishing: That’s….kind of genius.

Dec 26th

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I've only just learned that "Like a G6" refers to...

And here I thought they were name-dropping Pontiac. This clears it up considerably. Now. Can we make it so I never hear it again?

Dec 26th

Watch

abcworldnews: If you are looking for a way to get in the Christmas spirit watch this New York Times video about two men who ended up being sent hundreds of letters addressed to Santa. If it doesn’t put a smile on your face than you don’t deserve Christmas. People like these two keep me from being a black-hearted cynic.

Dec 26th

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bernardin: James Earl Jones and Aaron Neville reading “Twas the Night Before Christmas.” YOU’RE WELCOME. THANK YOU. I am convinced this was Mrs. Claus’ doing. She got tired of having to do voices for Santa’s bedtime story.

Dec 26th

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