maytinee.

Jun 04

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gingerhaze: david-8: [x] OKAY SO WHO IN LA IS GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE WITH ME  #prometheus #i need someone braver than me #because i am probably going to freak out a lot #and put my fingers in my ears Oh no. I just realized I’m seeing this Friday at midnight. I need to start preparing myself. I am definitely going to freak out a lot. Oh no.

gingerhaze:

david-8:

[x]

OKAY SO WHO IN LA IS GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE WITH ME

 #prometheus #i need someone braver than me #because i am probably going to freak out a lot #and put my fingers in my ears

Oh no. I just realized I’m seeing this Friday at midnight. I need to start preparing myself. I am definitely going to freak out a lot. Oh no.

I just finished listening to “A Bro’s Guide to Spanish Domination of Native Americans”

-Christina, waiting at Logan.

This sounds hilarious to me. Only told secondhand, though.

nprmusic: Hot Chip’s fifth album is a sincere, expansive declaration of romantic love. Stream In Our Heads now. I don’t think I’ve talked about it too much here, but my love for Hot Chip is expansive and I’m always delighted to discover a new album is out.

nprmusic:

Hot Chip’s fifth album is a sincere, expansive declaration of romantic love.

Stream In Our Heads now.

I don’t think I’ve talked about it too much here, but my love for Hot Chip is expansive and I’m always delighted to discover a new album is out.

Jun 03

Have just realized it’s no longer May and people can stop making REALLY TERRIBLE, NO GOOD, CRAPPY MAY JOKES.

No, you would not be the first unbelievably creative person to ask me where June is. Go fuck yourself.

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gingerhaze: I tried to combine the military-style badassitude of Renner Hawkeye with the fabulosity of his classic outfit, specifically Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Hawkeye. This is what happened. Because it takes a real badass to rock the head-to-toe fuchsia look, amiright?? Have spent the morning watching Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Makes me feel like I’m six and eating grilled cheese and watching cartoons before going to work with my dad :)

gingerhaze:

I tried to combine the military-style badassitude of Renner Hawkeye with the fabulosity of his classic outfit, specifically Earth’s Mightiest Heroes Hawkeye. This is what happened. Because it takes a real badass to rock the head-to-toe fuchsia look, amiright??

Have spent the morning watching Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Makes me feel like I’m six and eating grilled cheese and watching cartoons before going to work with my dad :)

Jun 02

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Jun 01

fuckingflorida: HAPPY 1st DAY OF HURRICANE SEASON!!!!!!! There’s a blog called Fucking Florida and I’m not following it? Fixing that immediately.

fuckingflorida:

HAPPY 1st DAY OF HURRICANE SEASON!!!!!!!

There’s a blog called Fucking Florida and I’m not following it? Fixing that immediately.

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Three servings per box?

More like one serving of a three course meal.

I might not be interpreting serving correctly. Don’t judge me. I also tried to buy beer at 3am. I don’t know what’s going on anymore.

Eating an entire box of mac ‘n cheese by myself.

gpoy.

May 31

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May 30

the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
  1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
  2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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I just realized I wouldn’t last long in the event of zombie apocalypse. I only have 90 days of thyroid meds. It’s all downhill from there.

(via scaly-panties)

Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

Great. Just great. Not only do I have to prepare for hurricane season, I need to add the zombie apocalypse too?

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